Michael is likely not real, so if you see him then poke him to be sure. Not being real is probably the reason he was unable to submit a bio for himself. Michael is a talented improviser and was part of the improv group at Western Washington University known as the Dead Parrots Society. Again this could all just be made up because Michael may not exist at all, at least not in our understanding of existence. Michael always brings great energy to the stage and can liven up any show. Though Michael may not be real I am 98% sure that his beard is in fact real.